Tuesday, March 18, 2008

does that come in mahogany?... i'll take three!

Thanks to my very fine temp job, I have discovered the joy of reading the "National Business Furniture" magazine. Purple prose pale next to this work (AND it has illustrations to boot!) That being said, I decided to augment it for my own amusement and mid word bubble I thought, 'what the hell? might as well use it for a post.'





And yes, I do laugh at my own jokes.

4 comments:

Keith said...

haha yea I laughed pretty good at that last "spit in her mouth" comment. Also my mom says i have to get a pre nup and she will make my wife do it if she has to. My wife is going to hate my mom. Also I am thinking i might become a postman if this whole japanese thing doesn't pan out so im probably gonna be pretty poor. I dont know if some heartless witch will want to steal my money.

fort90 said...

As funny as your one-liners are, I'm mostly appalled by the prices. 729 fucking dollars for just some round table? Holy shit.

hilary florido said...

keith, have I told you you're a god among men?

Billy Hunt said...

I can't wait 'til I claw my way up to middle management, too!