i've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

I'm pretty sure most of my Valentine's Day cards have reached their final destinations at this point. So here they are!


The word balloons were filled with appropriately lovely Valentine's Day phrases such as:

'I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one'

'I think we should see other people'

'Second choice is still a choice'

'Commitment is for the weak'

'It's not me, it's you'

It's ok people, just be swept away by the romance I provide you. I know it's overwhelming but you'll get used to it.
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.